February 2012
“i’ll get too sexcited”
– me telling lindsey to stop reminding me of trek and this maens war which we’re seeing tonight because i’m leaving for class GENUINE FREUDIAN TYPO
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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a good phone conversation
me: he's a butthead
mom: she says you're a butthead
me: BUTTHEAD
zach: YOU WANNA FIGHT?
me: YES
mom: she says she does here take the phone so you can fight
zach: RIGHT HOOK
me: DUCK
mom: i thought you said fuck!
Feb 24th
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“tell alexis that when she goes to england not to get a boyfriend from there...”
– my sixteen-year-old brother who has a mean british hockey coach
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Listenin-ictu-oculi: tridentrevolver: jeSUFSFUCK...
Feb 24th
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mortson: neeyo hoy menyoy
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Feb 24th
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“CNN only showed three women on the screen all night long: one screen shot of an...”
– Hullabaloo - The Pill Doesn’t Cause Pregnancy, Dirty Girls Do If you click the link you can find a link to the transcript. This no bullshit. 20 someodd minutes of “debate” about contraception and not only are no women involved in the debate, the word “woman” doesn’t even come up. Fucking...
Feb 24th
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codons: It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
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iambenedictcumberbatch: this one is for the boys wit da boomin system top down ac wit da coolin system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he savin up
Feb 24th
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getyourjerseyon: Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs promisestotheeastcoast: staff: One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of...
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Feb 23rd
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itslikeim12orsomething asked: D and J and O. Go.
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FANDOM EDITION: Are these the kind of things you'd...
brilligspoons: fourteenacross: imafangirlnotadoctor: A - Your current OTP B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom...
Feb 23rd
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sometimes I forget that people are usually...
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A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
flame-o: deansdickfreckles: vondell-swain: staff: One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company,...
Feb 23rd
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a haiku about school
elewhorerigby: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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getyourjerseyon asked: You know, I don't know what to believe about JK Rowling's new book, because I read a different article before you posted that one that said it was going to be a novel for adults and wouldn't be related to Harry Potter? Also according to the article I read, she felt that, since it was a "new phase" in her writing life, she needed a new publisher.
Feb 23rd
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i had a dream about john and sherly running around places and one about eames and arthur being domestic or something where the hell did that come from
Feb 23rd
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getyourjerseyon ha contestado a tu publicación: #9 That is THE most accurate description of me. It also rhymes…ish? What is it called when it can cheat the rhyme scheme? Poetic license? Oh god, it is too late for this thinking. slant rhyme poetic license is a more broad term
Feb 23rd
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getyourjerseyon ha contestado a tu publicación: 7, 9, 13, 27, 29, 35, 39 THAT GODDAMN HOGWARTS RIDE. It’s up there on my list of terrifying things, just behind the Halloween Haunt at Dorney I was forced to go to… i get really worked up describing it to people (me? get worked up while telling a story? no way!)
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